Prismacolor, Illustration Board
Height 20 in.
Width 14 in.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
IF: (REJECTION)
Looks like it's time to recalibrate the machine again...
Micron Pen, Watercolor, Cachet Sketchpaper
Width 10 in.
Height 10 in.
IF: New (NEIGHBOR), The Dung Beetles
"That's gonna lower property values..."
Micron Pen, Watercolor, Cachet Sketchpaper
Width 10 in.
Height 10 in.
IF: (POLAR)
Schizoology Quarterly clearly states that Bi-Polar Bears are easily recognizable by their distinctive markings...namely a straight-jacket...
Micron Pen, Watercolor, Cachet Sketchpaper
Width 10 in.
Height 10 in.
IF: (GREEN)
"Well...you look just a little green around the gills..."
Micron Pen, Watercolor, Cachet Sketchpaper
Width 10 in.
Height 10 in.
IF: (HIDE)
After seeing the expression on Melville's face, Mother rabbit quickly realized she needed to switch from 'tan your hide' to 'spank your britches' when trying to get him to clean his room...
Micron Pen, Watercolor, Illustration Board
Height 11.5 in.
Width 7.5 in.
IF: (SPROUT)
How farmers know when it's time to retire...
Micron Pen, Cachet Sketchpaper
Height 10 in.
Width 10 in.
IF: (GRAVITY)
It had been a great...even fun...day at work...but upon returning home to find his favorite pet expired, Death finally understood the gravity of his job....
Graphite, Watercolor, Illustration Board
Height 15 in.
Width 10.5 in.
IF: (PHOENIX)
The molting of the phoenix is only slightly less spectacular than its rising from the ashes...
Prismacolor, Illustration Board
Length 11 in.
Height 8.5 in.
IF: (BUZZZZ)
Arthur thought the buzz at his chest was his pacemaker malfunctioning, resulting in a call to glory...in reality it was the buzz from a pager he had forgotten in his shirt pocket, heralding a call from his wife to pick up a jar of fiber pills on his way home...
Prismacolor, Illustration Board
Length 10.5 in.
Height 8.5 in.
IF: (Eighties)
Bambi had the speedometer pegged into the high eighties when she caught a glimpse of her husband picking his nose...perfect time for a brake check...
Graphite, Cachet Sketch Paper
Height 10 in.
Width 10 in.
IF: (MASK)
Uncle Melvin smelled so bad that he wore a skunk around his neck to try and mask the odor...maybe he should've tried for two...
Prismacolor, Illustration Board
Height 14 in.
Width 10 in.
IF: (Help)
A public restroom, an empty roll of toilet paper, a mime, and a desperate cry for help...(or 'why mimes should always check to make sure their paperwork can be completed before they make a big commitment')...
Micron Pen, Photoshop
Height 11 in.
Width 8.5 in.
IF: Let Us Make (PEACE)
Mistranslating the pre-arrival transmission as "Let Us Make Peas" made for a rather uncomfortable first meeting with the pod people from the DelMonte galaxy...
Micron Pen, Photoshop
Length 11 in.
Height 8.5 in.
Skimmer
Photoshop, Freehand
Length 10 in.
Height 7 in.
Freehand
Length 10 in.
Height 8 in.
Graphite, Illustration Board
Height 6 in.
Width 6 in.
IF: Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving...400 miles out to sea...no turkey...something had to give...
Freehand
Height 9 in
Width 7 in.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
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