Thursday, June 28, 2007

Yuck!


Prismacolor, Illustration Board
Height 20 in.
Width 14 in.

Wooden Rhino




Pine, Walnut, Leather, Grey Semi-Clear Stain
Length 41 in.
Height 21 in.

IF: (REJECTION)


Looks like it's time to recalibrate the machine again...

Micron Pen, Watercolor, Cachet Sketchpaper
Width 10 in.
Height 10 in.

IF: New (NEIGHBOR), The Dung Beetles


"That's gonna lower property values..."

Micron Pen, Watercolor, Cachet Sketchpaper
Width 10 in.
Height 10 in.

IF: (POLAR)


Schizoology Quarterly clearly states that Bi-Polar Bears are easily recognizable by their distinctive markings...namely a straight-jacket...

Micron Pen, Watercolor, Cachet Sketchpaper
Width 10 in.
Height 10 in.

IF: (GREEN)


"Well...you look just a little green around the gills..."

Micron Pen, Watercolor, Cachet Sketchpaper
Width 10 in.
Height 10 in.

Basement Apartment CD w/Inserts




Photoshop
Various Sizes

IF: (HIDE)


After seeing the expression on Melville's face, Mother rabbit quickly realized she needed to switch from 'tan your hide' to 'spank your britches' when trying to get him to clean his room...

Micron Pen, Watercolor, Illustration Board
Height 11.5 in.
Width 7.5 in.

IF: High (WIRED)




Freehand
Height 11 in.
Width 8.5 in.

IF: (SPROUT)


How farmers know when it's time to retire...

Micron Pen, Cachet Sketchpaper
Height 10 in.
Width 10 in.

IF: (SUGAR) Crash


Micron Pen, Watercolor, Cachet Sketchpaper
Height 10 in.
Width 10 in.

IF: (GRAVITY)


It had been a great...even fun...day at work...but upon returning home to find his favorite pet expired, Death finally understood the gravity of his job....

Graphite, Watercolor, Illustration Board
Height 15 in.
Width 10.5 in.

IF: (PHOENIX)


The molting of the phoenix is only slightly less spectacular than its rising from the ashes...

Prismacolor, Illustration Board
Length 11 in.
Height 8.5 in.

IF: (BUZZZZ)


Arthur thought the buzz at his chest was his pacemaker malfunctioning, resulting in a call to glory...in reality it was the buzz from a pager he had forgotten in his shirt pocket, heralding a call from his wife to pick up a jar of fiber pills on his way home...

Prismacolor, Illustration Board
Length 10.5 in.
Height 8.5 in.

IF: (Eighties)


Bambi had the speedometer pegged into the high eighties when she caught a glimpse of her husband picking his nose...perfect time for a brake check...

Graphite, Cachet Sketch Paper
Height 10 in.
Width 10 in.

Chupacabra


Graphite, Illustration Board
Length 12 in.
Height 9 in.

Misfire


Freehand
Length 17 in.
Height 11 in.

IF: (MASK)


Uncle Melvin smelled so bad that he wore a skunk around his neck to try and mask the odor...maybe he should've tried for two...

Prismacolor, Illustration Board
Height 14 in.
Width 10 in.

IF: (Help)


A public restroom, an empty roll of toilet paper, a mime, and a desperate cry for help...(or 'why mimes should always check to make sure their paperwork can be completed before they make a big commitment')...
Micron Pen, Photoshop
Height 11 in.
Width 8.5 in.

IF: Let Us Make (PEACE)


Mistranslating the pre-arrival transmission as "Let Us Make Peas" made for a rather uncomfortable first meeting with the pod people from the DelMonte galaxy...
Micron Pen, Photoshop
Length 11 in.
Height 8.5 in.

Holocaust


Photoshop, Freehand, Graphite
Height 17 in.
Width 11 in.

Tim's Pet


Photoshop, Illustrator
Height 11 in.
Width 8. 5 in

Skimmer


Photoshop, Freehand
Length 10 in.
Height 7 in.

Freehand
Length 10 in.
Height 8 in.

Graphite, Illustration Board
Height 6 in.
Width 6 in.

Plagues of Egypt




Photoshop, Illustrator
Width 9 in.
Height 7 in.

8 Panel CD Insert, 2 Page Spread






Photoshop, Illustrator
Various Sizes

IF: Thanksgiving


Thanksgiving...400 miles out to sea...no turkey...something had to give...


Freehand
Height 9 in
Width 7 in.

Ant Picnic


Prismacolor, Watercolor, Illustration Board
Height 15 in.
Width 10 in.

T-Rex


Prismacolor, Watercolor, Illustration Board
Length 14 in.
Height 10 in.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Sculpy Rhino


Sculpy on Claybord, Acrylic Ink
Length 7 in.
Height 5 in.