Pickpocket Octopus

Prismacolor, Illustration Board
Height 15 in.
Width 10 in.

IF: Little Things

"You reckon you might have made those arm holes a little big?"

(In response to the competitive and sometimes catty underworld of child birthing...)

Micron Pen, Watercolor, Illustration board
Width 10 in.
Height 8 in.

IF: Canned

"Rumor has it someone in the marketing department is going to get canned tomorrow...say Bill, don't you work in the marketing department?"

Adobe Photoshop
Width 8 in.
Height 8 in.

IF: Eelectricity

Chet suddenly realized the usual "There just isn't any spark" breakup routine wasn't going to work with this one...

Adobe Photoshop
Width 8 in.
Height 8 in.

IF: Theory

"Well that's my theory about what happened to the cake...if you've got something better I'd be happy to hear you out..."

Adobe Photoshop
Width 8 in.
Height 8 in.

IF:Blanket

At 1:23 AM Florence made a blanket statement about their relationship...

Adobe Photoshop
Height 8 in.
Width 8 in.